Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
4 comments:
Very funny. Very funny. Very funny. Very funny. Very funny. Very funny.
I believe these creatures to be extinct if, in fact, they ever did exist.
Very funny Boni, I love that! :-)
(I'm pretty sure I used to know a slightly rude version of this too, but being a well brought up gal I'm sure I can't remember it...)
Fram,
I believe you are right about these creatures, but it is a nice thought.
I think it is funny too.
Katy,
My nephew sent the poem to my sister, along with the "Man's Poem". That was a little too guyish for me.
Have a great day.
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